Nothing kills a hot solo session quite like the fear of someone knowing exactly what you’re doing, which is why having a quiet vibrator is so important, even better if it’s silent! (Unless that someone is your partner, and you want them to join you — in that case, the louder, the better.) Women’s main sex organ is the brain, after all, so any extra distraction is about as stimulating as a vacuum commercial, meaning yeah, not that hot.
Whether you deal with roommates, family visitors, noise-sensitive dogs (yes, that’s a joke), or hell, just want to not be annoyed by the sound of a buzzing tool around your vagina (totally fair), you need one of these discreet, quiet vibrators that’ll hush your mind while doing the total opposite for your body. And thankfully, there are a ton of high-tech vibrators on the market that do just that.
Not sure where to start? Here are the best quiet vibrators that’ll nix your fear and take you straight to O town — without anyone knowing, of course. Even better, some of these vibrators are practically silent, and there’s one for every preference. Keep on reading to find the best one for you.
1. Best Texture
Okay, so this vibrator definitely looks like a pig foot (or a butt), but don’t discount it for that. The toy is covered in soft, squishy silicone that not only feels great on your lady bits, but also muffles the roaring sound of the motor. Translation? It feels and sounds more like actual sex with an actual human, helping you climax in minutes. Yay!
2. Best For Blended Orgasms
Even on its highest setting, this rabbit vibrator is so quiet, you could enjoy a solo sesh with your bedroom door open and no roommates would ever know. The shape also maintains clitoral contact while you thrust it inside to hit your G-spot, so the only thing you need to worry about is controlling your own sounds, if you know what I mean.
3. Best Pretty Vibrator
Yes, that’s Ora as in oral. This pretty — and pretty quiet — vibrator is made to stimulate the sensation of oral, no partner necessary. Adjust the intensity by applying more or less pressure.
4. Best For Quiet Clit Love
This baby has 11 different intensities, so you’re sure to find a setting to suit your desired ~vibe.~ Just set it around your clitoris, and let this quiet vibrator work its near-silent magic.
5. Best For Underwater Adventures
Don’t be fooled by the cute pink colour and small size. This quiet vibrator packs some serious power (as long as it’s freshly charged) for not a lot of sound. Cover it with a pillow and it’s practically silent!
6. Best Hands-Free Vibrator
If you want to keep your hands free for, say, nipple stimulation (*nods enthusiastically*), the Eva II is the quiet vibrator for you. The wings will keep it in place, but you may need to give it a hand if you use it during regular sex (ya know, because of all that movin’ around). Either way, you can’t go wrong with this one.